Sing it, spylets!

A spylet in our Safe and Soundy Roundy mentioned to me that she was reading Spylets are Forever - yet another of the tales of Zaney Janey the Blonde and Brainy that has been stolen from me by Enemy Spy Jill Marshall.

Marshall Schmarshall. Marshy Marshmallow ... ohhh no, must not start to think of the Enemy Spy as sweet food, or I might even start to like her.

What's bitter? A pill! A nasty tablet. So that is the Enemy Spy: Jill the Pill. She makes old Copper Knickers look like a liddle cuddly puppy ...

Anyway, the mention of Spylets are Forever reminded me that there is one thing Jill the Pill did not manage to overhear with her SPI-Pod. She never knew that there is a whole SONG called Spylets are Forever, which I am going to record as a brilliant video starry star ( and might even add some of my raps to it, like a whole ALBUM!).

So, spylets, it occurred to me that some of you might want to record it too. Let the Enemy Spy know that we know something she doesn't. You can find the tune on Youtube or whatever (to the tune of Diamonds are Forever) and here are the words below my sign-off. Just for you sing-spies out there. Make a little video and let me know where I can see it! Be proud and loud, spylets!

G-Mamma, kiss kiss and an air hug.

Spylets are Forever


Spylets are Forever
They can transform in the Wower
Run at miles and miles an hour
They do missions at night
With permission to fight
Evil power ...

Spylets are Forever
Take a special one and train her
Give her gadgets to sustain her
Tie her pony-tail high
'Gainst the villains who try
To detain her ...

Give me Jane Blonde
For Jane Blonde is the spylet
From Fleet Feet to Girl Gauntlet
When all hopes gone
Jane Blonde spies on!

Spylets are forever
With their spy pets they determine
That Copper Knickers and his vermin
Never fulfills his aims
Rules the world, kills and maims,
Makes all serve him

Give me Jane Blonde
For Jane Blonde is the spy girl
Boz and Gina's and ... my girl
When all hope's gone
Jane Blonde spies on

Spylets are Forever, Forever, Forever
Spylets are Forever
Forever
And ever!!!!